If you’re thinking of becoming a teacher, let me tell you now: Covet thy chocolate. Have an extra stash somewhere in your room, because you never know when the moment may arise for a Hershey Bar. I’ve had a stash of gummy bears this year, and I don’t get the same experience with them as I do with my cocoa beans.
I needed my chocolate, desperately, beginning in the last of March until this week.
“Why”, you may ask? Any teacher in Texas will tell you: STAAR (State of Texas Assessment of Academic Readiness) Tests. These are also know as ‘The Damn STAAR Test”, “Those Standardized Tests”, “Non-Instructional Days”, “Today calls for a Xanex”, and “Sign Here. Good Luck”.
Planning for this test began, and I kid you not, the previous May when last year’s test results showed up. We spend all summer in workshops (no, contrary to popular belief, we DON’T get 3 months off with nothing to do) contemplating the ‘how’s’, the ‘whys’, and the ‘what the heck happend’s’. We look at data by grade, by test, by teacher, by department, by question, by question type, by state requirement, by student, by ability level, by District, by school. And what do we come up with? Someone, somewhere comes forward with a ‘new’ idea that is going to help our kids ‘beat’ this test, knowing full well, no one really knows what’s on it for sure and that it changes every year. In short, we are taught new ways to essentially ‘teach the test’.
Now, being in education as both a student and teacher for many years now, I can say that I truly believe that a well rounded education aids in a person’s ability to problem-solve and draw conclusions. I sometimes feel, as I know others do as well, that in an effort to make sure that education is equal and all are learning a certain set of standards, this process has created a generation of people who are quite adept at bubbling in ‘A’ or ‘When in doubt, C it out’, and less adept at simple decision making and the application of learning to their lives. (WHOLE other blog this could be)…
This year was not different for me. I made sure I covered everything the State said they needed to know. In order to get this down, especially with my lower level classes, we didn’t have time to take a lot of tangents, or stop often and test a hypothesis (where I think real learning takes place when kids get to see why something does/doesn’t work). I followed the prescribed lesson plan format, I administered the 3 common assessments we are required to give EVERY 6 weeks (no I’m not joking), and I retaught and cycled back in things they scored low on. These are all good teaching methods, but when you feel like your hands are tied and are constantly reminded that the kids ‘don’t need to know that for the test’, you sometimes wonder where the priorities really are. Now, some people will argue and say that ‘No, we don’t teach a test to kids’. I can’t speak for everywhere else, but I know in my neck of the woods, if you teach an age group that’s tested, you try your best to get in the real special extras, but you do focus on what’s going to be on that test so sayeth the State.
I stood in the back of the room as I ‘actively monitored’ 4 different tests at 4 hours each, and I felt the compassion I always feel for my kids as they work away, and with it was mixed a twinge of guilt. The cold brick against my back, I realized that I had done them no favors by not teaching them Science in a way that I knew would undoubtedly inspire a love of learning. Just like the hard wall I was leaning on, I felt a barrier between the teacher I knew I could be and that I wanted to be, and what was expected of me by local test standards. I would have loved to take them outside to look at our impact on the environment, to spend a semester doing a weekly examination of the decomposition of a McDonald’s hamburger, or to have taken a field trip to our local Edison Museum. There was never time after all I was required to do in relation to test prep and I was always told “it’s not on the test”.
As focused as we were made to be on scores, we taught the kids to do a ‘data dump’. Sounds charming, I know, but for weeks prior to the test, we worked on getting that formula chart out of the test and once they were told to begin, to ‘dump’ everything that had learned this year on the formula chart. Moon phases, acronyms, signs of a hurricane, atoms, Newton’s laws, tides…we went over and over that, thinking full well, only some would do it. The day of the test, when they were told “If there are no other questions, you may begin”, an amazing thing happened. 95% of all 8th graders on my campus used this technique and they wrote down everything they could think of. My 2 8th grade coworkers and I had people come up to us after the test and basically state, “I don’t know what you taught those kids, but I have never seen a group do that before or be so eager to take a test”.
My happiest day of the year was the day following the test, not because testing was over (that was good too), but because I could tell the kids with absolute sincerity that pass or fail, because they had obviously translated all their learning and did what I asked, that I was proud of them. That’s all a teacher can ask for (especially when you’re working with teenagers).
In real life, we face tests of a sort everyday. Some we pass, while others we fail or barely skirt by. It’s not really about always getting it ‘right’. It’s about the lessons we learn along the way. I am not against standardized testing to see where certain deficits lie and what could be improved. What I am against is the stifling of a group of extraordinary people known as teachers who want kids to love learning as much as they do. We are a diverse, bright, skilled group of people. I wish the people who focused only on tests and test results could see that we would get the job done, and, if left to our own devices, would even leave them pleasantly surprised.
11 thoughts on “Standardized Testing: The Highs, the Lows and the Stash of Chocolate”
Love this post! I’d like to share it on facebook, but I don’t see a “share” button???
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Great post. When I was a teacher, standardized tests were diagnostic tools. Now it seems they are everything. Very sad. Glad my daughter is out of the system!
Great article!! From an OK second gr teacher feeling the pressure of getting them ready for your experiences.
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I think the one question we should all ask about standardized tests is whether the outcome of higher scores really means learning has happened. I believe we are creating a generation of kids who can test, but those test skills do not translate into a love of lifetime learning. If schools are forced to chase China we should ask ourselves if we want to become China.
I don’t teach a STAAR tested subject, but I’m required to teach the test in my subject. I have had to stop my lessons and write across the curriculum–not easy when you don’t have a traditional classroom with desks and pens and paper at your disposal, all of the teachers have been mandated to tutor outside of our contract time with no stipends and risk being written up if we were late or not at our stations exactly when we were supposed to be–again, outside of contract time, and I have had to attend collaborative meetings with departments outside of my teaching field, but not allowed to collaborate with my own department. I fully understand your frustration of not being able to teach like I want, of not giving my students what they need to be successful HUMAN BEINGS, of not being the teacher that I know I could be if I didn’t have to worry night and day about the STAAR test. Now that’s it over, we might as well have Happy Party Fun Time for all the administration cares. The kids have shut down and I’m still trying to teach right up into June. I come home exhausted every day–chocolate helps!
Great post. I am a teacher of special needs kids and administered the STAAR this year. I am just glad it is done.
You hit the nail on the head! So glad I finally was able to retire, but I feel for all of the dedicated teachers still out in the trenches. Hang in there; you must continue to fight the good fight! The kids are depending on you!
Cheers to you!, Teachers are the real fuel of this world.
I cannot say more thanks to my teachers now since i learned more than just math, English or Spanish. They teach me how to think and improve my thinking.
You also will get that reward from your students soon!
This is a great post that made me tear up by reading it. I taught 4th grade for 4 years and not to toot my own horn, but I was good at it. However, last year I was so stressed by this assessment that I literally made myself sick. I had to make a move for my sanity to kindergarten which is an even better fit for me. This year, I have watched wonderful, creative teachers walk around defeated by the pressure of those 2~3 days of testing. Not only were the teachers defeated but the students were scared, worried, and overwhelmed. At what point do you finally say, it’s just a test….will anybody really care in 10 years how you did on your 3rd grade STAAR test? This test does serve a purpose, but as all other things it should just be used as a tool, not the only thing that matters in school.
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